42 Parenting Memes for Parents Taking a Time-Out from Their Toddlers

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    How I feel when my kids won't eat their food THEN GO AHEAD AND STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!!
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    Dad with Daughter Dad with Son
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    Kid: *Asks their dad for permission* Their Dad... @ShadyJuan Best i can do is.....Idk go ask your mom.
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    When the baby falls asleep on you and you try to move them to the crib
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    Texting another mom... I'm done. I'm selling my kid on ebay. Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!
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    @log.kya.sochenge "Babe trust me, She only change my diaper nothing else"
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    cella paz @cellapaz my son has just spent ten minutes trying to get pants on his build a bear and I'm like NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS 6:51 AM - 1/11/21 ⚫ Twitter for iPhone
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    Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.
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    When the baby cries and you want to give it to his mom, but the mom is you.
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    Simon Holland → @simoncholland A rival dad mentioned he was up at 6:00 this morning so I told him it must be nice to get to sleep in on a weekday. 7:40 18 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    WARNING: @KATLANKING UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN SWORDS AND TAUGHT TO GO VIKING
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    “Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad." Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews) I CAN'T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.
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    emí @kxndle Should you keep your family out of relationship issues? @possiblly Yeah cause I might forgive you but my momma won't
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland My wife just started measuring a wall in our house and I don't know what she's up to but its probably going to be expensive.
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    Sauna @locsnsmiles_24 You know who is toxic? TODDLERS. toddlers will act a fool all day and then hug you at the end of the night like they aint terrorize you, the furniture and the dog earlier
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    KK @kkstaackz_ My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what's their favorite season and he said garlic powder
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Does anyone else's wife quiz them about the movie they're watching with them as if you wrote and produced it yourself? I don't know why he didn't just call a taxi, Linda, I've got the same information you have.
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    Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:
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    Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42 My grandmother lived to be 102. When I asked her what her secret was, she said, "God's punishing me." 11:33 PM 2/15/19 Twitter Web Client 16.3K Retweets 102K Likes 22
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    "Bare Minimum Parenting" is in sto... @XplodingUnicorn My daughter's lip is bleeding. None of her sisters know what happened. At least they know the first rule of Fight Club.
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    Mother of the year W Kamal Kaur W @kamz26 My son threatened to hold his breath until I gave him ice cream. He's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists.
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    Wendi Aarons WendiAarons Follow Just changed the Netflix password so my teenager has to come out of his room to talk to me. 12:04 PM-16 Oct 2016 2 Retweets 41 Likes
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    GRANDPARENTS BE LIKE ONE LITTLE SNACK BEFORE YOU GO HOME
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    OUR DAUGHTER LOST HER FIRST TOOTH THIS MORNING imgflip.com I KNOW.I BET SHE WON'T TOUCH MY PLAYSTATION AGAIN
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    for $250.00 an hour I will pose as a couples therapist & convince your loved one they are wrong about everything
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    MY BUDDY ASKED IF HE COULD CRASH ON MY COUCH TONIGHT. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM I'M MARRIED NOW, AND THAT'S WHERE I SLEEP
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    How I pictured having kids close in age would be How it actually is ZANIA
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    MY WIFE ASKS ME TO REMIND HER OF STUFF. THAT WAY, IF SHE FORGETS SOMETHING, IT'S MY FAULT.
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    me and my brothers when we let mom count down to 0 Pablo: Why aren't we alive?
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    ME MY KID SAYING "I LOVE YOU" OUT OF NOWHERE THE DAD
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    Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden Follow I couldn't remember the word "stroller" so I called it a "gremlin holder" but, sure, I'll be your kid's godmother.
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    Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab I just found myself on the toilet peeling a banana because I live with tiny tyrants 11:37 AM 1/17/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    Average Dad @Average_Dad1 I asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity 9:10 PM 3/31/20 Twitter for iPhone •
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    Elizabeth Queen of the North(er... @lizinthelibrary I was recording a video for our church for children's time. Was supposed to interview the girls about their father. "Rose what is your daddy's favorite thing to do?" Her response, without hesitation, "my mommy" 9:54 PM 16 Jun 20 Twitter for iPhone • 4 Retweets 71 Likes
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    WIFE: "I'm so excited that you got today off unexpectedly! I have so much we need to get done! First thing is-" Me:
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    Wife: *out of nowhere* "Fine, I'll do it, then! Me: MAN SHED
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    Oh, excuse me. Today you don't like bananas? I'm sorry, I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday
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    5 year old me pretending to smoke when it's cold outside boredpanda.com
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    Laura Marie @lmegordon You can't hurt me. You're not a picture of me that my husband took. 11:04 PM - 2020-11-09 Twitter for Android 216 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 1,206 Likes
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    Jessie @mommajessiec My husband used my Bath & Body Works body wash and now he smells like lavender and won't stop talking about what he bought on clearance. 6:57 AM • 1/11/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    When your big brother is touching your food Krðss
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    Lessons from the Minivan @FromMinivan Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week's worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas. There's no middle ground.

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